petitewordplay omg now this is some funny shit!
An imaginary conversation between Terry Gross and Gwyneth Paltrow: http://nyr.kr/1jw1hLT
PALTROW: It’s always a pleasure to be here. Remind me that I have some Tracy Anderson DVDs and a few samples of Restorsea in my bag for you.
GROSS: Oh, thank you, thank you. I’ll try to put those to use. So, I gotta ask: Is conscious uncoupling anything like jazz?
Photograph: John Locher/Las Vegas Review-Journal/AP